what is your option
Play It Cool
“Well… now you know I’m an adult with adult needs. Awkward? Sure. Shame? None.”
Make a Joke
“Guess curiosity runs in the family!”
or
“I told you not to open the ‘forbidden drawer.”
Own It Honestly
“Yeah, I use them. Nothing weird — just part of taking care of myself like any healthy adult.”
Change the Subject (Classic Move)
“Okayyy, anyway — what’s for dinner?”
Oh man, flashback to my school days — my friend and I were watching an adult DVD (yeah, real old-school 
), and I totally forgot to take it out of the player.
Next thing I know, my dad calls me over, super serious, and goes:
“I found a disc in the DVD player today… an adult film. Do you know whose it is?”
Bruh, I knew he knew. That classic parent stare — trying to act chill but obviously fishing for a confession 
I just hit him with the best innocent face I could manage and said, “No idea. Not mine.”
Somehow… he let it go. Didn’t push, didn’t question. I got away with it — barely.
To this day, I still don’t know if he believed me or just decided to pretend it never happened
Thanks for sharing the true story, this is so embarrassing!! 
The real question is where do you hide them in the first place? I want to know where do you guys hide your toys when you have people visiting you? I like to put small ones in my bathroom vanity (for immediate use when I’m still hosting guests over for like a week or more), and the rest are locked 
in a suitcase 
in storeroom.
Even after that if parents, friends or whoever tf were to discover my toys it’s none of their business and I will own it. Will probably give them a Ted talk on why everyone needs toys and they should buy some for themselves😮💨.
But the only reaction I expect from anyone that discovers my collection is “woooooow holly f what a collection 
” 
I own it! But my wife & I also have display cases of sex toys in multiple rooms of our house and have discreet toys “hidden” around the house 
Hard to do anything other than own it or just ignore it when they’re everywhere
The first time my parents came to visit after we put up display cases in our last house, my parents had a very “oh, okkkkkkkkkk” 
reaction lmao
Our toys were actually only found once by our parents. Their reaction wasn’t exactly chill at first, but we made it clear pretty quickly: these are our things, and no one should be snooping around there.
These days, everything’s neatly stored in our nightstand and under the bed. No one goes in there and if friends ever stumble across something by accident… well, guess we’ve got a new conversation topic. 
Killing myself
@KittySatisfier
Hey, this sounds hella nerdy but I’ve seen people purchase a chest/Ottoman with storage and jerryrig an Amazon- NFC lock and boltto secure their toys that they hide under a bed or closet- it was on Reddit to store fleshlights haha.
It’s NFC technology so fairly secure for the most part, unless someone is snooping around with a Flipper zero to mimic the signal.
Super spy solution or nerdy AF, maybe both