What if i made a lego dildo

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would it hurt? lmk cuz im curious

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If you made a lego dildo would you shove it up your ass or your urethra? Just asking for a friend…

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You’re not the first :wink:

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Are you planning to go with the standard size or the larger one?

I’m asking for a friend! :upside_down_face:

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Uh… yeah? Obviously. It’s, like, hard plastic and covered in those little nubby studs. You’d probably end up in the ER with, like, Lego imprints all over your junk. Not even worth the XP points, man. Just… don’t. Gosh.

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