I have uploaded a video review of an Alien Ejaculating Dildo! It looks just like a face huggers teneta-dick and have to say feels Amazing!
It goes live on the 10th of September!
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Holy Crap that is a really cool toy!
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I absolutely love squirting dildos
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Alien haunted my childhood, no joke 
I wish I could, but as I’m pre-op atm I wouldn’t trust myself to clean the inside of the tube so have to put a glove on it.
1 day!
Gave me nightmares for a while too. Now, I was bum humped by a facehugger’s tenta-dick and it came in my mouth.
An odd exposure therapy
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So agree!
I love non-ordinary shaped dildos.
The bulbus curves feel really good too.
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Omg! I hate to sound crazybor sick minded LOL but I liw key would love to try that thing!!! I have one thats like a octopus tentacle and it sticks on my wall and also feels so amazing!!! But this one is making me have naughty thoughts
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Oooo I would love an tentacle dildo!
The only downside is as I have a marine biology degree and specialised in cephalopods (squid, octopus etc), I may end up trying to work out what species the tentacle is from! 
The tentacle one is perfect fat at bottom and skinny up top and the girth it’s perfect
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…… crosses finger for my next delivery 
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The Alien didlo review is LIVE!! Call Ripley and get the lube!
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I’m baffled by what they will come up with next… and intrigued!! Lol
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Monster penises are one of my favorites to collect. I have a wolf one that both ejaculated and has two knots. The bottom knot also inflates.
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Pls do a review of the wolf!
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I have three left for the stuff I was sent so it will be a bit from now. We started college again and also have two music teachers now at a different school. So we are extremely busy.