Okay so… I stumbled across this toy today — and no joke, it’s literally a full hand. Like, a hand. As a dildo.
And not just any hand — a giant, slick, and squishy one. I swear this thing looked like it could audition for the next Avengers movie. I mean… who is this even for?! Do y’all have industrial-strength pelvic floors or what??
But wait — it gets better. It comes in TWO COLORS.
Because obviously, if you’re getting fisted by a silicone monster, you should have options.
Do I want “realistic terror” or “midnight panic”? Decisions, decisions…
Honestly, seeing that thing made me feel like I’m living in a totally different universe from some of you pros out there. Respect to whoever can handle that beast — I’ll just be over here, sipping tea and re-evaluating my entire existence.
Anyone here actually tried something like that? Please tell me what that experience is like (and maybe what workout routine you’re on).
Let’s talk about the wildest toy you’ve ever seen — or used. Go!
@KarlandLeni
Look what I just found again…
Is it just me, or is this double-handed dildo absolutely wild?!
Like, seriously — does it really require both hands??
We never really tried fisting, but I suppose someone that is really into that would love that kind of toys. We would try with a real hand first though
Aphrodite
It’s called fisting, a lot of people are into that and for the safety of the content creators most platforms have a ban on fisting. But fisting gets requested a lot !!!
I mean… I could share a vid of me using an XL ika from bad dragon. It’s a tentacle with a footprint about the same as a gallon of milk.
The ride on that particular toy SOUNDS so sexy, the noises the suction cups make as they move in and out of the body are hard to explain.
The fact that the tentacle starts slim lets you get just the right amount of stretch… and what you can’t really tell by the picture is how much squish those types of toys have… so when you are looking at the fist and thinking “I could never…” remember this… real people do fisting with real fists, which have bones that are inflexible… so really, in the scheme of things that is pretty tame.
Size queens can be pretty amazing, pushing their bodies to the limits just to see how much they can take and still enjoy the ride.
Okay, I’m officially speechless. You’re not just playing — you’re mastering the art! Total respect for your experience and the way you make it sound both hot and technical. Real connoisseur vibes.
Haha, honestly, I’m 300% on board: it’s THE toy you buy thinking « holy shit, this is gonna be legendary » and it ends up being the absolute queen of flops. You take it out, stare at it, hype yourself up like « alright, tonight we’re going pro »… and ten minutes later you’re just like « okay, bring back the good old trusty vibe that actually does the job, thanks Gertrude, back to sleep with you ».
The worst part is realizing you’ve spent more time cleaning it than actually using it. I still have flashbacks of myself squatting in the bathroom with my dedicated toy toothbrush, full archaeologist mode, digging for treasure between the silicone fingers. And the cornstarch powder afterwards? I get it EVERYWHERE, I look like a naughty baker.
Lesson learned: sometimes the fantasy is way hotter than the silicone reality. We just keep it for the laughs and to scare the shit out of my girlfriends when they accidentally open the drawer. « Surprise, it’s not a dishwashing glove! »
Totally agree — sometimes those curiosity buys are a real pain to clean, and drying them is an even bigger hassle. Especially with kids running around the house, it gives me a headache every time
Respect for all the serious training you did to fit those 
It’s really challenging.
