Let’s hear your funniest “close calls” — no shame, just laughs!
You ever had that one moment where you thought:
“…Wait, am I really about to do this here?” 
Maybe it was:
In a parked car outside Target
On a camping trip with thin tent walls
Testing a new toy the second it arrived (hello, front porch excitement)
Almost mid-air in a tiny airplane bathroom 
Drop your almost-too-bold moments below.
No judgment, just pure chaotic horny energy. 
Who’s got the funniest almost-story?
