Let’s hear your funniest “close calls” — no shame, just laughs!
You ever had that one moment where you thought:
“…Wait, am I really about to do this here?” 
Maybe it was:
In a parked car outside Target
On a camping trip with thin tent walls
Testing a new toy the second it arrived (hello, front porch excitement)
Almost mid-air in a tiny airplane bathroom 
Drop your almost-too-bold moments below.
No judgment, just pure chaotic horny energy. 
Who’s got the funniest almost-story?
Alright, I’ll go first — I’ve actually done it in a public restroom before… more than once.
I just couldn’t help it — when the need hits, it hits! 
Maybe I’ve got a little bit of a kinky streak, who knows?
It’s not exactly the most convenient place either — people walking by, janitors knocking… total chaos.
Looking back, I was definitely wild when I was younger. No regrets though, just… wow. 
On the plane.
Not gonna lie, when people were asleep I snuck on…
Alright, I’m embarrassed
My big fantasy is having my Lush inside me while I shop, and having Hephaestus control it… But I’m too scared to really do it.
Aphrodite 
A little advice, wearable toys currently on the market are loud when they actually work, and will be more noticeable when you go to a quieter place. 
That’s my biggest fear! My Lush is good, but in a quiet place, we can definitely hear it!
Battery-powered toys: can’t live with them, can’t live without them! 
Ferri by Lovesense at full blast is also too loud for a quiet place. But on a lower setting it isnt bad.
I was cleaning my house once and then I had to go run a few errands. Totally forgot I was using my lush and turned it off before going into the store.
Nice! I’d feel anxious using a toy in public if it wasn’t super quiet.
In the park because it was concealed in my panties 
If we are going off of “almost” then I am already outta there. I have…at work sitting at my desk while talking to customers, in employee bathroom, the company shop breaking in my backseat solo, driving down the freeway, i love the thrill of possibility of being caught! Mmmhhmm Love it!.
I have an hour drive from a kink venue I attend, and I will drive home sitting on one of my toys to tease me.